Wait what the actual fuck this is horrible.
Oh brother. I have no patience for this “I’m not like all the other girls! They’re so catty and insecure and I’m just one of the guys, see?” crap. You don’t win by internalizing misogyny and pretending you are the exception to the rule. And making fun of domestic violence is always fun.
I would rather drink and watch Adventure Time then hear my friends bitch.
and this is why all my close friends are guys.